Sunday 15th March.
We’re off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Sexual Fetishes. Peter Strickland, as he is commonly known, has just released his third(?) film and it’s about a horny foreign maid and her domineering employer. Who is also female. Yes, that makes them lesbians. If that doesn’t get you down to your nearest cinema before it’s even opened I don’t know what will. The film unfolds in quite an unexpected and funny way and I’m giving it a score of 8.99 out of 10.00
I’m a sucker for super slow motion shots of flying beasties and delicious fades from one perfect shot to another. The combination of rich visuals, rich red wine and richly enriched audio erotica was enough to transport me to a place I’ve never been before but is probably a bit like Devon for Cockers. I’d say the closest I’ve been to this feeling is drinking shots in a very hot bath tub whilst listening to Pink Floyd backwards. The sound track deserves special mention, but I’ll get to that later…
We were expecting a high turn-out for the lesbian community, but instead we had to share the Electric cinema with solo bearded men in those black fisherman coats and knitted hats like in The Life Aquatic. They all seemed to know each other. One of them let out a deep and longing sigh during a slow zoom between the legs of the dominatrix – a stunning bit of erotica cinematography.
Sitting in the Electric cinema in the middle of Birmingham is like sitting in a bomb shelter during the apocalypse. There’s no place I’d rather be. Especially since the streets are throbbing with hordes of weirdos that shout at bins, then there’s the breed of brummy that communicate with signs written in biro that say ‘I HATE TONY BLAIR’. Half of the pedestrians are riding mobility scooters! and one fag-chuffing couple were getting around town on a bicycle and buggy contraption. Both looked like they were suffering a very private and lonely hell, but at least they had each other. And Johnny Player Special.
Much like Strickland’s last film (Berberian Sound Studio) the audio aspects of the film are brought to the fore; the cat purring contentedly at the end of the bed, the snoring of a tired old dominatrix, the flight of a dusty moth, the clunk of a high heel…and it’s all underscored by a beautiful soundtrack from duo Cat’s Eyes. Half Horrors frontman Faris Badwan and half Canadian Soprano Rachel Zeffira. I first heard this pair when they released an album in 2011 – I liked it because it sounded different to the rest of the 60’s influenced pop copies, their focus was more on blackly choral tunes. Sweet and salty like I like my popcorn.
There is no way to adequately describe the Duke of Burgundy soundtrack so I’ll leave you with a couple of highlights.